HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM BELLA!!!

Hi everybody!!!!

Yes is me Bella making my debut on my mother's blog!

Happy New year!!! Yes!

Wishing you Lot's of long walks in the park,nice gourmet cookies,

fluffy bed,nice groomers and no fleece!

Kisses

I you report back very soon!

Bella Torres

HOLIDAY ETIQUETE FOR DUMMIES

I know I know the holidays are here again...

The music is already playing (let snow let snow let it snow) oh boy so annoying!

You all know I hate it!Santa has been on my black list for some time.

This year I am hopeful that he will come around and give some Loboutins and diamonds (I am so overdue).

Today I was terrified when I saw a turkey sweater!

Is just plain wrong! Get a life, a friend and grow up!! Definitely not cute!

Here are some tips to look great , classy and be the talk of the party in a good way:

Easy on the alcohol!

Easy on the pictures!Not saying don't take then just do it in the beginning when everyone still looks decent.

Always offer help to the hostess/host is polite and appreciated.

Don't ever complaint about: music, food, gossip (maybe a bit).

Table manners is important even if it is between friends and family: no burping, mouth full, make sure you put the fork down ,yelling, discussing personal issues, religion, politics and the list goes on is time to celebrate, save the drama for your therapist.

Dress with respect: Holiday colors is allowed as long is solid colors, no novelty accessories, holiday SWEATERS should be banned by law in every state! Keep simple and chic.

You can add some sparkle with care, add some red to your black dress, add a green belt to your winter white (very chic), add some gold to any color.

Smile even if you are miserable, be patient with the elderly, play with the children.

Eat like that is tomorrow, clean up after yourself, dot not sniff on the medicine cabinet.

Bring a nice bottle of wine or champagne, flowers always already on a vase.

Send a thank you note, be grateful to be invited.

After all said and done I will behave on my first Bostonian Thanksgiving!

Grateful yes,more even so if I find my Laboutins under my tree.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Fabiana

JUST BECAUSE I LOVE THE SARTORIA LIST

WHAT NOT TO WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

For heavens sake:

I am sick and tired of DONT's in this day and age!

This behavior got to Stop!

People just should be punish by law for the follow:

SCRUNCHIES

MOMS JEANS

VESTS WITH APPLIQUES

no vests at all unless is part of a tailored suit.

EXPOSED BRAS :

Black under white

latex straps

regular bra with racer back tops

EXPOSED UNDERWEAR:

Black under sheer white

VPL

Visible thongs (crime punish by death)

FUNNY PACKS

KEDS+WHITE SOCKS+SHORTS (THINK JC PENNEY) +RED" SUCKS" T'SHIRT.

TENNIS BRACELET SO 5 MINUTES A GO...THINK CARMELA SOPRANO.

ACRYLIC NAILS

too square

too long

with flowers, embellishments or holiday touches.

WHITE HOSIERY

unless you are a nurse!!!

MULLETS (THEY STILL AROUND)!

another crime punish by death.

PIG TAILS ABOVE 5 YEARS OLD!

SUPER STRAIGHT HAIR.

PERMS

PLASTIC CROGS

again unless you are below 5 years old.

STONE WASHED JEANS

TOO MUCH BLING!!!!

The Carrie necklace is over!

NAME DROPPING!!!!!

Anyway just to name a few those above make me sick and tired!

Let me know what makes you sick!

Be chic and rested,

Fabiana