RETURNS AND EXCHANGES - TIPS AND GIFTTING

HEY ALL!!!
JUST A FEW TIPS REGARDING THE DELIGHT OF GIFT GIVING AND RECEIVING!
1) BE A MATURE HUMAN DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT RETURN ANY GIFTS GIVEN BY YOUR HUSBAND(WIFE), BOYFRIEND (GIRLFRIEND) AND OTHER LOVE ONES UNLESS IS NECESSARY.
2) GROW UP IF MOMMY AND DADDY STILL THINKS YOU ARE 5 YEARS OLD DEAL WITH IT!!! RE GIFT , BE CREATIVE THEY LOVE YOU AND ACCORDING TO THEM YOU WILL LOVEEEEEEEEE THE GIFT!!!
3)IF YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT COMMIT THE CRIME OF EXCHANGING KEEP AT LEAST THE SAME COLOR SHOW SOME APPRECIATION!
4) RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL STORE WERE WAS PURCHASED MAKE EVERY BODY'S LIFE THERE MUCH EASIER.
5) STORE CREDIT : PLEASE NO!!! SHOW SOME PERSONALITY AND GET SOMETHING ELSE (THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THE SALES ASSOCIATE WILL LOOSE HIS/HERS COMMISSION AND IS DEADLY FOR THEIR MONTLY GOALS.
6)READ THE STORE POLICY,CALL CK THE WEB DO NOT MAKE THAT FACE THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT ALLLLL SALES ARE FINAL!!!!!
7) IF THEY GOT ON SALE TOO BAD!!!!
8) DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE ASK PLEASE AND THANK YOU, BE PLEASANT MAYBE THEY WILL HELP YOU OUT.
9) BUY THINGS ON SALE FOR YOURSELF!!!
10) WHEN RETURNING PLEASE KEEP THE CARD THAT THE PERSON GAVE YOU IS NOT PART OF THE PURCHASE!

BE MERRY AND CHIC!
FABIANA

THANK GOD IS OVER

I'VE JUST FIRED SANTA!!!!!
THIS OLD MAN NEEDS TO BE REPLACED BY A YOUNGER DUDE!!!!
HE FORGOT MY GIFT AGAIN LIKE HE DOES EVERY YEAR!!!!
I WAS VERY SPECIFIC IN MY LETTER TO HIM AND YOU BET HE LET ME DOWN!!!!
HATE,
ME

DO AND DONT'S FOR FASHION

HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE DO NOT PLEASE DO NOT
WEAR A NECKLACE OVER YOUR TURTLENECK!!!!!
IT IS JUST WRONG!!!!
I WORK ON MADISON AVE AND I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE NOT A NEW YORKER!
DO NOT TRY TO BE FANCY AND SHOW OFF YOUR FUR OR JEWLERY BECAUSE YOU ARE HERE, JUST BE YOURSELF, THE HAIR OH MY GOD!!! READ A MAGAZINE ! THE HAIR WITH THE FLIP ON THE BACK PLEASE!!!!!
IT IS JUST DISGUSTING!!!!!
BE YOURSELF!

I HATE X-MAS

HEY,

JUST TO MAKE A POINT.
I SO HATE X-MAS !!!! THE LONG HOURS ON MY FEET, THE RETURNS, THE CRAZY PEOPLE AND THE ONES THAT SHOP LAST MINUTE TO THEIR LOVE ONES, YEAH LIKE THEY LOVE THAT MUCH! ONCE I WAS JUST TO FUCKING TIRED AND THIS GUY CAME LAST MINUTE DOORS CLOSED I TOLD HIM IF YOU LOVE HER THAT MUCH YOU WHERE HERE 2 WEEKS AGO HAHAHA.
WHATEVER I JUST GET SICK AND TIRED OF THE SONGS PLAYING OVER AND OVER AND THEY LOOK SO HAPPY AND WISHING HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO BE POLITE, SORRY I REALLY DO NOT CARE JUST GO HOME AND EAT UNTIL YOU DIE.
BESIDES I AM ALWAYS TOO TIRED TO ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS.
LOVE
FABIANA